2urban2fantasy:

wasabikitcat:

lostwoodscutie:

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

It passes the vibe check

Anonymous sent!:

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

pitbolshevik:

i love learning new things on tumblr dot com

official-boob-posts:

curlicuecal:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

Tiktoker: “like the designer was like ‘men are craving business casual and tits- how can we merge the two?’”

official boob post

boiledegghole:

sevengummisharks:

foxgirlmilf:

Catfishes are my favorite fishes

lilythebracer:

sleepy-bebby:

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Awwwww

milkibana:

shrimpkidd:

maykitz:

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pomegranate-belle:

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Because @inkforhumanhands is a genius wordsmith and has bewitched me mind and soul, I’ve now created this fanart for his fic You Would Never Call Me Baby. :3 You can also find a copy of the art here on AO3.

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nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

catgirl-kaiju:

ollebosse:

Salmon Sculpture, Portland, Oregon

u just know there’s a large and hungry golden bear out there read to tear this building asunder to get to this motherfucker

3-minnnn:

HBD, Zombie Boy.

redpandarascal:

mindofjson:

👀

Bush Administration

michelledrawz:

Had a dream that my partner and I were trying to find a single seat on a very crowded bus, and among all the human passengers was a rat taking up a seat. I was like “Why not just take the seat and hold the rat in your lap?” and partner was like No, that’s HIS seat

secondlina:

He’s got the power of LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And stubbornness.

{Check out my comics below}

> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

aapokriff:

Oh bippo!

cuntpedal:

cuntpedal:

Does anyone . Want to hang out

can i come over and act weird in your presence